Originally published December, 2011.

I have to confess: I needed a “lawn” picture to go with this video I found on YouTube. I don’t know how I found it. Pure serendipity. Kismet. Whatever. It was meant to be.

And let me say this: I believe my life can be divided into two sections now. Before Lawn Rebel. After Lawn Rebel.

It begins with ten tons of sand.

Everything is different now.