If you get lonely on your daddy’s farm, mmm
Just remember I don’t live too far
And there’s a red bridge that arcs the bay, yes
You’ll be at my place in less than a day

Huh, so get on your bad motor scooter and ride
Hop over to my place and stay all night, mm, yeah
The first thing in the morning, we’ll be feeling alright, alright, alright, alright
A-get on your bad motor scooter and ride

Ooh, the last time I seen your face
Swore that no one’d take your place
Now, since you been gone, I been feelin’ a-bad, yeah
I’d come out to your place, I’m afraid of your dad

So you, you get on your bad motor scooter and ride
Walk over to my place and stay all night, mm, yeah
The first thing in the morning, we’ll be feeling alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Get on your bad motor scooter and ride, yeah

Ride, ride, ride
Come on, baby
Mm, yeah
Crank it on up
Oh!

Get on your bad motor scooter and ride
Hop over to my place and stay all night, yeah
The first thing in the morning, we’ll be feeling alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Get on your bad motor scooter

Get on your bad motor scooter
A-get on your bad motor scooter
And ride

This a truly horrific song, but I love it.